How To Spot A Swimmer

• If you have rings around your eyes unrelated to the amount of sleep you got, you might be a swimmer.
• If waking up before dawn to exercise seems normal, you might be a swimmer. (You might also be crazy)
• If jamming a piece of Styrofoam between your legs is not a kinky sexual activity, you might be a swimmer.
• If bugs die of chlorine poisoning when they land on your skin, you might be a swimmer.
• if you often call a teacher 'Ian' you might be in trouble- or you mite be a crewe swimmer.
• If you can sit for hours on end on woden stools- you might be a parent of a swimmer
• If the phrase "This set with fins" is better than hearing "You just won £1000," you might be a swimmer.
• When you learn how to squirt water 15 different ways, you might be a swimmer.
• If you ipod is you best friend, you may be very lonley or you might be a swimmer
• If a friend asks how a certain guy dresses and you reply, "I only see him without his clothes on" you might be a swimmer.
• If your hair feels like a scrubbing brush every morning you might not wash, or you might be a swimmer.
• If your friends have stopped asking you about your plans for the evenings, you might be a swimmer.
• if you answer is 'No' when your mate asks- "do you want to go swimming this weekend?" you might not be able to swim, or you might be a swimmer.
• If the phrase, "50 double armed backstroke with a breast stroke kick makes you happier than anything, you might be a swimmer.
• If being fish-like is a compliment, you might be a swimmer.
• if your the first to know the uses of chlorine in science, you could be a child genius, or just a swimmer.
• If your friends don't even call you anymore because they know that you have no time to do anything, you might be a swimmer.
• If your nightmares consist of a series of numbers for example 1000's or 5x400, you might be a swimmer.
• If you have hickeys on your neck, you might be a swimmer or you might be lucky.
• If you just don't understand the charm of the swim suit edition, you might be a swimmer.
• if you seem to be constantly spending your pocket money on goggles- you might be a swimmer.
• If getting smacked on the butt or round the head doesn't bother you at all, you might be a swimmer.
• If someone asks if you have any siblings and you start listing teammates, you might be a swimmer.
• If you have no shame about taking your top off in public, you might be a swimmer.
• If your skin has developed an immunity to the cold, you may be an eskimo, or you might be a swimmer.
• If you have ever wore Speedo's past the age of 5- YOU ARE DEFINATLEY A SWIMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!